Tips on Dating - Second Base Benefits

If you've followed tips' 1, 2, 3, and 4 you should be right on track for letting that man slide into second base. I like to call this benefit "the breast stroke", and it should be treated like an Olympic event! A woman's breasts are more than just floatation devices in the event of an aquatic emergency. They are also the bearers of sustenance to infants' worldwide, providing nutrition as well as being aesthetically pleasing. They are part of the beginning of every man's existence, the font from which he partook and grew from. Therefore, they should be worshipped as the red carpet divas that they are.

Men, pay attention! The boo boos are not transistor radios in need of tuning. They are velvety soft, ultra sensitive erotic zones that deserve marked attention. This attention can range from soft outer area caresses to outright pepperoni tweaking. If you're lucky enough to be allowed a taste of the Ta, make sure you apply yourself lovingly to both sides so neither gets jealous!

Ladies, in preparation for a trip to the mammary zone, be sure to spritz on a light scent in the cleavage, and to house those puppies in satin and lace cargo carriers. Hoist 'em up and fly them proudly! Your rack should be packaged so that it inspires a 21 gun salute, and brings tears to the eyes of the beholder. By God, that lucky man should be hearing "Stars and Stripes Forever" by the time you're done slowly revealing his homeland.

And like a soldier returning home, he will fall upon his knees and kiss the ground you walk on for just one glimpse of your mountains' majesty. (cue music...)

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