Tom Brady and Tony Romo Discuss Romance

I didn't want to write about this because, you know, the last thing I want to do is become like the Perez Hilton of the sports' world. Hell, I don't even want to think about Romo and Brady and Jessica Simpson, but this is getting surreal, Becky! Absolutely, surreal!

Supposedly, according to the MSNBC story (link below), Tom Brady "reached out" to Tony Romo to warn him about bringing his girlfriends to football games. We'll get to why this is, if not surreal, flat out ridiculous later.

First, I've got to take a big Rowna type poop on all of those women out there who voted for Brady as the "hottest" sports dude in history. Not because I doubt his "hotness" but because every chick I know, including wifey, claims that they think deeper into the men they label "hot". Peronality has a lot to do with it, right ladies? Yeah, okay! Whatever you say, Becky! Did you see that post-game interview Brady gave after the Pats won their 16th game in a row? I was finsihing off wifey's bottle of Remy Martin cognac with my boy Brad during that stellar inverview- - which might explain why wifey kicked me out of the car last night on our way home from The Port - - and I have to tell you, Tom Brady has personality, right?

Wrong! The dude is boring, ladies! Flat-out boring! So, if any of you picked him as the hottest sports dude you pretty much chose the guy because he's hot not for any other reason. Kind

Okay, back to this whole not bringing your girlfriend to the games thing. First, youa re a professional athlete in the farthest reaching sport in the world, Tony Romo. Not only that, but you play quarterback for the most popular team in the farthest reaching sport in the world. You're going to let some chick who used to be married to one of the sappiest dudes in the nation flabbergast you to the point where you can't throw a football down the field? Are you kiddign me, Tony Romo?

Tony Romo, get some balls, dude. Seriously! This is football, man! If Jessica really makes you nervous, then dump her! I mean, if wifey showed up at my job or was looking over my shoulder while I was writing this I'd tell her to take her ass home! She may beat me up once I got back home, but I'd still tell her!

Don't you know Tony Romo that the only thing that matters in life is perception? You've got to maintain the perception that you aren't a sappy ass wuss who listens to Faith Hill instead of Waylon Jennings. Come on, man!

And, for Chrissakes, keep your life out of the press!

Do us and Jessic a favor...