Toothless Grandma and Gum Jobs

Freaky men believe that receiving a good blow job is as important as food or shelter, fortunately for them there is a new breed of inexpensive hooker available-----she is the toothless old hag. Elderly years have forced her to find a new niche, she no longer is eye candy and has to make the compromise that Mother Nature has forced upon her. But an old woman without a tooth in her mouth has been given new hope, she now is qualified to fulfill the sexual needs of the less fortunate. Millions of men who have become unemployed or are homeless due to the recession remain horny despite their many problems. They should not be cast aside like garbage, but for the grace of God we all can be in their place. Young ladies demand to be wined and dined before they give up the prize, that greed gives a poverty stricken man no choice except to masturbate. But thanks to the toothless hag there is a savior for the poor horny guy and she only costs three bucks. Our saviors habitat is the back of a dumpster in fast food restaurants, she is always on her knees ready to give a blow job. Due to the recession her customers many times are broke, but grandma being a charitable lady never turns away the needy. Occasionally when business becomes slow our heroine ventures into the parking lot and taps on the window of a potential customer. Her toothless grin is so enticing that perverts quickly drop their burgers and open the door to the ecstasy delivered by a warm and tender mouth. There is talk among women's rights groups about providing better working conditions for the toothless old hag who is forced to spend hours on her knees in back of a dumpster. Fast food restaurants owners are asked to put the toothless ladies on the menu. A full meal will include oral sex as dessert for the additional price of only 2 bucks. If the customer is not hungry he can pay the full price which is only three bucks. The whole idea is a winner and should be implemented in the near future. Income opportunities will also be getting better for young and attractive women that want to take advantage of the expanding need for toothless sex. The removal of her teeth will boost a ladies income, and provide the mouth needed in the race to please horny men. Unfortunately for every winner there is a loser and they will be the dentists, most of their customers will be only women asking for the extraction of their teeth. The perfect world will be one which only men have teeth, except for a few homosexuals that want to provide gum jobs.