Toothless Hags Are Winning the Dating Game

The parking lots of fast food restaurants have new entertainers, They are toothless old hags. You can expect to hear one of them knock on your car window showing you her shiny moist gums. It is followed by a toothless large grin. If you open your window she will offer you a gum job for five bucks. Most men will accept her offer and be back the next day for another blowjob. Business has been so good that many parking lots have no fewer than five hags giving gum jobs. Many of these hookers are led by a super hag who protects the other hags from abusive guys and takes a dollar cut from each hag. The super hag also gets into the act when all the others have their mouths full. She also teaches the new hags the fine art of giving a gum job. This scene has become a standard in most countries and is expanding into the supermarket parking lots. It is good news for men, in particular for the hags who are making a few bucks to supplement their small pensions.

There are many young women that are greatly disturbed about these toothless hags giving away gum jobs for only five bucks. A man that just got a gum job is not going to make a date with his girlfriend that evening. He would rather spend the night home alone watching the ballgame. It might even make toothy young women obsolete as lovers. There is only one solution to the problem for young women---they have to compete with the toothless old hags.

Younger women if they are more flexible have more to offer men than an old hag. A young woman can inspire a man to have sexual intercourse with her. It is almost impossible for a hag to turn on a guy except by giving him a gum job. The young woman despite the disadvantage of having teeth can still give a great blowjob. The biggest disadvantage that the young woman has is the high cost of romancing her. If she lowered the costs of having a sexual affair she might be able to compete with the parking lot old hag.

The beauty of the free market system is that it serves the people best. The battle between the old hags and young women will be won by those that provide the most pleasure at the best price. At this moment it seems like the five dollar gum job is the winner, but the stamina and flexibility of youth can overtake the toothless old hag in the homestretch. I will go with the winner.
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