Toothpaste in My Hair
I have toothpaste in my hair.
I'm feeling in great despair.
Get it out! Get it out!
My hair is now sparkly white.
It just isn't right.
Get it out! Get it out!
Joey squeezed the tube.
Now my hair has a bluish lube.
Get it out! Get it out!
I'm going to school looking weird.
Perhaps I should grow a bluish beard.
Get it out! Get it out!
Right NOW!
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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6 Comments
Post a CommentFun!
Very fun!
Cute poem! :)
I've never gotten toothpaste in my hair. It's very curly. So it's all up there.
Being that my hair is quite long, I've actually done this!
Very cute, thanks!