Top 10 Afterlife Attractions

Glennb
In no particular order, a compilation of some of the better known and more favoured destinations for the dead. I hope your flight is delayed!!

The Pearly Gates (expect short queues)

Paradise Road (Highly congested and popular amongst musicians)

Mag Mell (Plain of Joy, The Ibiza of Ireland)

Aaru (Egyptian Reed Fields - great once you're there, but the trip sucks)

Valhalla (For those with an appetite for rough and tumble)

Elysian Fields (Expect to see lots of tall, dark gladiator types. Very popular with the ladies this place)

Fortune Isles (Great climate)

Fiddler's Green (Get some saddle time in before you visit)

Penglai Island (Lots of bargains on jewllery, but can you hold your Saki)

Big Rock Candy Mountain (For those with a sweet tooth and blocked nose)

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Glenn Bauer was born in Rhodesia in '69 & lived on cattle farms there and in S/Africa until '03. Africa was in a phrase "Lots of sun, lots of adventure!" Glenn now lives in England and aspires to create...  View profile

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  • Glennb12/5/2008

    Reincarnation - hmmm. That's like time share - who wants to keep going to the same old place every holiday?

  • Maarten van Dop11/25/2008

    Stovo Kor: for Klingons only

    Doggie heaven: well you know...

    Let's just reincarnate.

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