Top 10 Anti-Valentine's Day Activities

Are you feeling kind of down because once again you are spending another Valentines day without someone special? Do you feel like stabbing your eardrums out with a pencil if you hear "Wind Beneath my Wings" by Bette Midler one more time? My friend, you are not alone and here are 10 of the best ways to combat the V-Day blahs.

10.) Make a Voodoo Doll of your ex. Then do everything evil thing you have ever thought of or witnessed in movies to it. Check the news reports at 11 pm to see if some evil bitch/jackass got run over by a run away dump truck in the middle of a park.

9.) Play some soft love music on your stereo. Then get your baseball bat you haven't seen since you were a kid and smash it to smithereens. This is a very healthy way to get your anger out. After it becomes more than 3 billion pieces of wires and plastic, start writing your Christmas list with "New Stereo" at the top.

8.) Prank call you best friend.... All Night. This only works if your best friend is dating someone. If they turn off their cell phone, start calling the restaurant they are eating at.

7.) Drink a large bottle of wine and become a belligerent drunk. Start singing loudly and knocking on your neighbor's door. This works especially well if you live in a condo or apartment. Sure, the police may come, but at least you can say you weren't alone on Valentines day.

6.) Work Late. Ok, I know, it doesn't sound like much fun does it? But while you are at work photocopying your ass and playing solitaire, the boss is at home thinking about how dedicated an employee you must be. I can smell a raise coming....

5.) Go to the local bar. This is where all the hard core drunks are, and let me tell you, they are hilarious. Not to mention when they are drunk enough they will be buying the drinks like they are Donald Trump. You may even get lucky with the toothless waitress... you never know.

4.) Eat yourself into a coma. There are two benefits to this one. You get to eat everything in sight (how sweet is that? ) and you will get out of work the next day. Plus if you are lucky, you won't remember a thing.

3.) Go to a strip club with a roll of quarters. Sit in perverts row and ask each dancer if they have change for a quarter. Then ask them what you can get for 50 cents.

2.) Send out "Happy Bunny" e-cards to everyone you can think of. Who doesn't love a cute bunny with a self centered ego-tistical attitude? No one I know.

1.) Create a list of things to do when you are single on Valentines Day. Boring, maybe. What the hell else do you have to do anyway?

Carlton Cards has come out with a line of Anti-Valentine day cards to express to that person you have been loathing in silence all year, exactly how you feel. You can learn more about them here.