Top 10 Brangelina New Year's Resolutions

1) Everyone in the family gets a special Jolie-Pitt design tattoo. Guaranteed.

2) We will stop mentioning Jennifer or Billy Bob during a conflict with each other.

3) We will beg forgiveness from Oprah. We now realize it's her universe and we just live in it.

4) We will choose actors to portray ourselves in Brangelina The Movie. This will be almost impossible because there is no one in the world as beautiful as us.

5) We will win back paparazzi coverage from Britney and Lindsay. Difficult but doable. We still have to avoid jail time for the kids sake.

6) We must obtain ownership of Brangelina.net. The rumors there are out of control.

7) We will organize a successful summit with Iran's Ahmadinejad and Israel's Olmert. Finally, there will be peace in the Middle East.

8) We will adopt another child and form The Jolie-Pitt 5 Band. Shiloh will be more famous than Michael Jackson by the end of the year.

9) Brad: I will build 100 more eco-friendly homes with my bare hands for the people of New Orleans' 9th Ward.

10) Angelina: I will restore the broken relationship with my dad ... Nope, never mind. Maybe next year.