Top 10 Crazy Things 1st Dates Have Said to Me:
Being Married Has Never Looked Better
10. I bought this jewelry for you. (followed by the ugliest fake gold "bling")
9. I think I am falling in love with you. (followed by the door nearly hitting me in the butt on the way out)
8. I'm married but we are seeing other people because she just doesn't understand me.
7. So how many kids do you want?
6. She'll have a salad I'm sure. (when ordering without asking me)
5. So is your friend Valerie single?
4. I go to the Star Trek convention every year, you should come with me this year.
3. You know the holocaust did not happen. It was faked by the Jews to gain American sympathy.
2. "Purty things for a purty girl" said on a card with some flowers.
1. Are we gonna f*ck or what?
It's hard to believe I let these great catches slip through my fingers!
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46 Comments
Post a CommentHilarious! First dates are such good times!
Good funny list. I've said a lot of funny things on a first date, but was never rude. Some people are rude. You know who you are........
That was great! I don't know how you let them all get away either. I had a friend Val! It seems we all have one at some point. I hope yours isn't an unscrupulous, immoral, jealous to the point of being malicious and vendictive worthless nut job like mine was!
Dating just isn't what it used to be, ha!
Nice list!
These are things I would never say on any date, let alone the first date. Maybe that's why I'm still single! Just kidding. I guess the sad thing is some guys think these really work.
Oh man, I'm so glad I'm not on the dating roller coaster anymore! lol
This reminds me of how glad I am to be out of the dating pool.
Oh my. Makes me glad I met my hubby in high school...lol
Great list. I was always too drunk to remember what was said on a first date.