Top 10 Differences Between Whores and Politicians

Michael Skinner, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Jul 31, 2010 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."

1) Whores never blame what they do on someone else

2) Whores never take credit for what someone else did

3) Whores don't tell you that you don't have to pay

4) Whores don't tell you that someone else will pay

5) Whores don' tell you that they are looking out for your best interests

6) Whores spend no time telling you what is wrong with other whores

7) Whores spend no time telling you what other whores are not doing

8) Whores don't ask you to give them money for nothing

9) When a whore takes your money and screws you, you are not angry about it

10) Whores don't feel an obligation to lie when they get caught with their hands in the nookie jar.

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