Top 10 Dumb Paris Hilton Quotes

Paris Speaks - and it Ain't Pretty

A. Gordon
Paris Hilton is a woman of many talents.

Blonde, nubile and slender, she has a look that cameras seem to love. She's put those looks to good use, appearing in everything from trashy tabloids to high-end fashion bibles like French Vogue. A natural-born narcissist, Paris feeds on the attention. It's seems there's no place she'd rather be than smack-dab in the public eye.

Always at the right hot spot with the right man on her arm, she has a knack for stirring up controversy. The media follows her romantic life with breathless interest, and slavishly reports on her latest conquests; she's dated everyone from male models to Greek shipping tycoons.

She's a shrewd businesswoman, who has used her savvy to create a fortune independent of her sizable inheritance. That was her you saw clad in a sexy bathing suit selling burgers for Carl's Jr. She's recorded an album - though that effort was a bust, since the album flopped big-time. And she's even had her signature phrase, "That's hot," trademarked.

And with her sex tape - made when she was a mere 19 - she proved that she's a creature of burning ambition, who'll do anything to remain in the public eye.

Yes, Paris Hilton - singer, socialite, porn star - is a woman of many talents. But those talents do not include public speaking, or speaking in general. An orator she is not. In fact, it would not be inaccurate to say that the world would be a much better place if Paris were to seal her lips forever and never speak again.

Here are 10 of Paris' most memorable quotes. Some are funny, some are oddly profound and some are just plain dumb.

Paris Hilton Quote #1:"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

Paris Hilton Quote #2:"I don't really think, I just walk."

Paris Hilton Quote #3: "What's a soup kitchen?"

Paris Hilton Quote #4: "The music has a sexy vibe. That's my brand - what people what from me."

Paris Hilton Quote #5: "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "

Paris Hilton Quote #6: "I'm like an American princess."

Paris Hilton Quote #7: "I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep lasting."

Paris Hilton Quote #8: "I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff."

Paris Hilton Quote #9: "The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."

Paris Hilton Quote #10: "A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend."

Published by A. Gordon

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  • Paris once said she's "like an American princess."
  • Paris sees herself as "an actress, a brand, a businesswoman."
  • Paris thinks it's important to "dress cute wherever you go."
Paris once said, "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

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  • Rikard Nilsson7/18/2011

    Grace: Yeah, it's been around for years...but then it was usually AN ASS who paid for it, and NOT A JACKASS since that's not an animal...

    I can't believe the quote from the kathy griffin show isn't here
    "People ask me if I work out and I say I go shopping, it's exhausting and you burn more calories shopping than working out"

    Now that's retarded...

  • grace2/22/2010

    n°5 is NOT a Paris Hilton Quote, actually, it has been around YEARS before she was born. Annoys me to see people take credit for something they haven't said or done.

  • Mel2/6/2010

    Well hello,

  • Bobby Corwen7/13/2009

    I love quote No. 1 and No. 2. If she was being serious, then that is hilarious right there. I especially love No. 5. xD

  • Paris Hilton5/31/2009

    "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"


    Lmfao I Love Her xD

  • Michelle4/5/2009

    Julia: The Chicken of the Sea quote was not Paris's, it was Jessica Simpson's.

  • Julia3/20/2009

    Gemma paris is annoying... DEAL WITH IT

  • Julia3/20/2009

    HAHAHA SHE IS SOO DUMB....THEY SHOULD PUT THE CHICKEN OF THE SEA ONE IN THERE

  • anon1/12/2009

    'I think that a few of these quotes are very witty, especially the one about a woman needing four pets. Also, we could discuss whether or not we think she's dumb but the fact is that we're discussing her and nobody's discussing us...'

    That was insightful, Anonymous.

  • anon1/12/2009

    I don't think the person who wrote this was slagging Paris. He or she was just writing a collection of things that came out of her mouth.

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