Top 10 Excuses Eliot Spitzer Gave His Wife After Being Caught with a Hooker
10. I was participating in a sting to identify price gouging at local brothels.
9. As a lawyer, I just wanted to spend some time with another person who screws people for money.
8. Seriously sweetie, we both know that with this face, if I wasn't Governor, I'd be paying for it anyway.
7. I felt desperate after eHarmony rejected my application.
6. Look on the bright side, at least the IRS has no need to audit us.
5. You've seen Dateline, To Catch a Predator. In order to catch peverts, you have to think like a pervert.
4. Oh, lighten up. It's not like I pulled a McGreevey on you.
3. $4300 may SOUND like a lot, but with gas prices and inflation, it's really not much more than Hugh Grant paid Divine Brown for much less.
2. When I showed her pictures of you and the kids, she commented on how very pretty you are and how lucky I was.
1. Why can't you be cool about this like Hilary Clinton?
9. As a lawyer, I just wanted to spend some time with another person who screws people for money.
8. Seriously sweetie, we both know that with this face, if I wasn't Governor, I'd be paying for it anyway.
7. I felt desperate after eHarmony rejected my application.
6. Look on the bright side, at least the IRS has no need to audit us.
5. You've seen Dateline, To Catch a Predator. In order to catch peverts, you have to think like a pervert.
4. Oh, lighten up. It's not like I pulled a McGreevey on you.
3. $4300 may SOUND like a lot, but with gas prices and inflation, it's really not much more than Hugh Grant paid Divine Brown for much less.
2. When I showed her pictures of you and the kids, she commented on how very pretty you are and how lucky I was.
1. Why can't you be cool about this like Hilary Clinton?
Published by Crutnacker
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9 Comments
Post a CommentThose were great.
Ha Ha. Very clever!
Very funny!
These are great, Crut.
I never had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Kristen. I was just interviewing her for an upcoming article for Associated Content. So it took several "sessions". I'm a lawyer, not a reporter.
That was too funny. I feel so sorry for her and all the wives of these idiots that hurt them. Nothing like being made a fool of in front of the world. Her poor kids.
That was hilarious!
Send those to Letterman.
Great for my morning laugh today, Crutnacker! Mebbe he was wanting to put that upstart Mayor of Detroit in his place! What, did Kilpatrick think a few dirty text messages with his chief of staff is all takes to be on the front page? Now THIS is a story ;-) Keep up the great writing!
KIM