Top 10 Famous Butterfaces

In the land of the beautiful you only make it if you're beautiful, right? Apparently not. There are those celebrities out there who appear to have been hit a few times with the ugly stick. I've compiled a list of celebrities that all have one thing in common - they're butterfaces. For those of you who don't know, a butterface is someone who has an great body, but a not so great face. As in "everything looks good but (h)er face." This may sound mean, but they can handle it.. After all, they are rich and famous. Here we go!

#10 Kathy Griffin I know, I didn't realize she had a good body either until I saw this. The face, however, still speaks for itself. She should probably just stick to being funny.

#9 Lady Gaga Can't read her, can't read her, can't read her butterface. Maybe there's a reason she always wears sunglasses.

#8 Jillian Michaels Her physique is amazing, but I'm afraid her face is the biggest loser. Woof.

#7 Pamela Anderson The old gray mare ain't what she used to be. Her butterface is especially bad without makeup. Yikes!

#6 Michael Phelps Ok, technically he's a butthisface. But, the disconnect between his amazing body and less than desirable mug still gets him on the list.

#5 Tori Spelling It's probably a good thing her dad is in show business because her looks alone probably wouldn't have gotten her very far. I didn't think she looked that good the first time around on 90210 and I don't think it will be any better this time.

#4 Sara Jessica Parker Don't get me wrong, I really would trade bodies with her any day, but that's a face only a mother could love.

#3 Fergie Her humps and lumps are definitely all in the right place, but her face is all wrong. I'm amazed at how hot her husband is.

#2 Cameron Diaz I never did understand the appeal of this one. Maybe she's really nice.

#1 Jennifer Aniston I realize that this one will probably be the most controversial because some people honestly believe she is gorgeous. Although i wouldn't call her flat out ugly, let's be honest - she's no Angelina.

Well, there you have it. You may be asking yourself "What gives her the right to poke fun at these people?" To answer your question, I feel I have the right to say these things because I happen to be a butterbody. Those of us from the butter family can call each other that. It's only when the non-butters say it that it becomes offensive.