Top 10 Funniest 2010 New Year's Resolutions

10. I will start riding my bike to the local deep fried ice cream sandwich restaurant.
9. I will no longer eat at McDonalds, just Burger King & Wendy's.
8. I will start exercising, just as soon as I finish this shake.
7. I won't argue with my wife even if I know I'm right.
6. I won't be so conceited, if my intelligent mind can comprehend something so illogical.
5. I will lern to spel a littel bit beter.
4. I will take at least 2 showers a week.
3. I won't call my wife "muffin-top".
2. I will only eat 3 servings of meals a day. 3 servings of breakfast, 3 servings of lunch, and 3 servings of dinner.
1. I will fulfill all of my resolutions for the past 4 years.