Top 10 Funniest New Year Resolutions

The new year will be here soon and with it New Year's resolutions. Wikipedia defines a New Year's resolution as a "commitment that an individual makes to a project or the reforming of a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous. The name comes from the fact that these commitments normally go into effect New Year's Day and remain until fulfilled or abandoned." Not all resolutions however need to be so serious. After conducting a small survey, I have come up with a list of the top ten funniest New Year's resolutions. Feel free to add your own!

1)Quit taking my little sister's toys- Ryan 7 years old.

2)Stop eating boogers- Cameron 6 years old.

3)Stop throwing the dog poop in the neighbor's yard- Todd 9 years old (he does this when his chore is to clean up the dog poop in their yard)

4)Stop farting in church- Melissa 10 years old (how many times have you sat around the smelly person in church?)

5)Stop drinking out of the milk container- Rick 36 years old.

6)Then stop putting back the empty container- Rick 36 years old.

7)Stop eating other employee's lunches out of the frig- Anonymous 28 years old (maintenance worker at a food distribution plant)

8)Stop pulling out in front of people on the road when there's nobody behind them- John 44 years old (DMV driving test instructor)

9)Stop drunk dialing- Brandi (yes her name really is Brandi)

10)Stop going commando- Meredith (church secretary in Virginia)

What are some of your funny New Year resolutions?