Top 10 Funny 2010 New Year's Resolutions

10. I will Make my husband happy and pretend to become a baseball fan.
I will get through this by secretly sending hate mail to Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.

9. I will not congratulate any women on their pregnancy, unless I am absolutely sure she is indeed with child and didn't just gain some weight.

8. I will openly admit I am a fan of iCarly and it isn't my daughter who insists on watching this tween comedy show;
however it is me who begs her to watch with me.

7. I will not watch anymore reality shows that involve 12 dysfunctional women, a rich bachelor and many bottles of whiskey. Why relive my twenties?

6. I will stop using the excuse that I am a very busy new mom; therefore I can't shower often, especially since my daughter is now six.

5. I will abandon the phrases LOL and OMG once and for all.

4. I will only log into Facebook five or six times a day as opposed to my usual twenty to thirty times per day.

3. I will accept the fact that I will ever stick to my resolution I have had for the last ten years, that I will go on a diet.
To heck with it I resolve to eat whatever I want, forever.

2. I will cut way down on my alcohol intake, like way down to only 4 cocktails per day.

1. I will stop writing drunken emails to ex lovers at 3:00 am after finishing off a bottle of wine alone.

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