Top 10 Funny 2010 New Year's Resolutions
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2. I will think up new excuses for missing work rather than use the same old excuses I've always used.
3. I will buy at least one card, put a stamp on it and mail it through the postal service.
4. I will continue my education; that's what Animal Planet, Discovery Channel and the History Channel are designed for.
5. I will stop wasting so much time on planning.
6. I will no longer spend my time worrying about the past. From now on I'm only going to worry about the future.
7. I will not procrastinate, starting next year.
8. I will not yell at my spouse. Instead, I'll check for toilet paper before I sit down.
9. I will not ask my fellow taxpayers to bail me out of anything.
10. I will not text or email my spouse while sitting in another room.
Published by Terri Rawls
I live just outside a small West Texas town where I have raised three children and am now getting even with them by spoiling their kids. I hold an Associates Degree in Early Childhood Development and hav... View profile
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Post a CommentSounds like a reasonable and realistic set of promises to the self to me !!!
LOL! I actually have done the texting from the other room thing when I was laid up in bed recovering from illness or surgery. I only did so because when I talk to him (or yell for him) while he's watching TV, he doesn't hear me, he only hears his phone. :-/