Top 10 Funny Bridesmaids Movie Quotes

"Bridesmaids" is a comedy starring SNL alum Kristen Wiig. It is one of the funniest movies you'll see all year. Proof:

I Feel Bad Quote

Kristen Wig as Annie: Oh, I feel bad for your parents.
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: I feel bad for your face.
Annie: Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in.
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: You call me when yours come in.

Grown women arguing with kids is always funny for some reason.

Mop Quote

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: You look like an old mop.

Haven't heard that one before.

Stove Quote

Kristen Wiig as Annie (drunk): Whatever you say, Stove.
Flight Attendant Steve: "Steve."
Annie: Stove, what kind of name is that?
Flight Attendant Steve: That's not a name - my name is Steve.
Annie: Are you an appliance?
Flight Attendant Steve: No I'm a man.
Annie: You're a flight attendant.
Flight Attendant Steve: That's absolutely accurate.

Kristen Wiig really makes this movie scene in Bridesmaids funny.

Burp Quote

Megan (after burping): I'm sorry. I won't apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of.

Kind of gross, but also kind of funny.

Kids Quote

Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age, disgusting. They smell. They are sticky. They say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I literally broke a blanket in half. Do you see what I'm saying?

This Bridesmaids quote is one of those funny TMI sort of situations.

Diary Quote

Kristen Wiig as Annie: You read my journal?
Annie's Roommate: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Thinking Annie's diary is a "very sad handwritten book" is just classic.

Single Quote

Megan: I'm glad he's single 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

All you can do is laugh at this quote in Bridesmaids.

Prostitute Quote

Brynn: I have no way of earning money unless I just go prostitute down on the street. 'Hello fellas! Here I am...put your American sausage in my English McMuffin.'

Not sure I'll be able to eat at McDonalds again, but funny Bridesmaids quote nonetheless.

Curtain Quote

Kristen Wiig as Annie (on the plane): I'm gonna leave this open! Cause it's called civil rights! This is the 90s!

Again, Kristen Wiig is hilarious in the movie Bridesmaids.

Cop Quote

Officer Rhodes: Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.

Funny way of looking at cops.

Source: Bridesmaids movie written by Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo.