Top 10 Funny Due Date Quotes

Due Date is a 2010 comedy starring the funny actors Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis. The movie centers on a somewhat uptight man, Peter, who is trying to get home in time for the birth of his child. But he runs into problems when his name ends up on a no fly list, loses his driver's license, and is essentially forced to accept a ride with an immature stranger, Ethan.

The character of Peter is played by actor Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. has starred in many other movies such as Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, The Soloist, and Less Than Zero.

Ethan is played by actor Zach Galifianakis. Most people probably know Zach Galifianakis as Alan from the hit comedy The Hangover. Some might remember him also from the short lived TV series Tru Calling.

Due Date was written by screenwriters Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Adam Sztykiel, and Todd Phillips.

No. 10 Funny Due Date Quote

Ethan: Let me talk to her. (Grabs cell phone from Peter who is talking to his wife). Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go this perm and it needs some major upkeep.

No. 9 Funny Due Date Quote

Ethan: Holy moly, it's like I'm traveling with a child.
Peter: Did you use the restroom?
Ethan: Good point, I need to take a pee pee.

No. 8 Funny Due Date Quote

Ethan: My father always had a saying, 'When a day starts like this, it's all uphill from here.'
Peter: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan: But everybody wants to be up. Nobody wants to be down. So it's all uphill from here.
Peter: But it's easier as you go downhill so you're dad didn't know what (eff) he was talking about.

No. 7 Funny Due Date Quote

Peter: I despise who you are on a cellular level.
Ethan: Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.

No. 6 Funny Due Date Quote

Peter: If I miss the birth of my child, I'm going to choke you out with your own scarf.
Ethan: ...Seems a bit drastic.

No. 5 Funny Due Date Quote

Peter: Hand me that dog and I will cut it in half.
Ethan: You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

No. 4 Funny Due Date Quote

Peter: I have to get back to Los Angeles.
Man: Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have faith in you.

No. 3 Funny Due Date Quote

Peter: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
Ethan: I've done that.

No. 2 Funny Due Date Quote

Peter: If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles.
Ethan: Then don't take me to a waffle house!

No. 1 Funny Due Date Quote

Peter: Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can?
Ethan: Because he's dead Peter.