Top 10 Funny Quotes on Accidents

Funny words on accidents from car accidents to accidentally falling down:

10. Upside-down bumper sticker on car: " If you can read this, please flip me back over."

9. Quote from a car insurance claim form: "Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

8. On car accidents: "I think cops cause more accidents than they prevent. When you're driving and see a cop ahead, what do you do? Slam on the brakes and struggle to get your seatbelt on. Next to every accident you always see a police car. Coincidence? I think not." Funny quote by Rob O'Reilly.

7. On tripping (sort of): "When I look down, I miss all the good stuff when I look up, I just trip over things" Quote by Ani DiFranco.

6. Quote from a car insurance claim form: "Q. Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?"

5. On car accidents: "There was a 194-car crash in Los Angeles. Luckily the guy in the first car was still able to complete his cell phone call." Funny line by Jay Leno.

4. On falling down: "At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer." From Chelsea Handler's funny book, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands.

3. Quote from a car insurance claim form: "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

2. Quote from a car insurance claim form: "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

1. Quote from a car insurance claim form: "I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

Sources:
Business Balls, "Funny insurance claims". (www.businessballs.com)