Top 10 Funny Quotes from Hangover 2

Hangover Part II Movie Quotes

Colt Kingston

Warning, the following contains spoilers!

No. 10 funny quote: "When I first met Stu I was not impressed. -- He seemed unattractive. He lacked intelligence and imagination. Stu was missing the spark we look for in a man. But then I look into Stu's eyes. He reminded me of my sweet brother -- For those who do not know (my brother) is learning disabled and lives in a group home." This Hangover 2 movie line was said by Lauren's (Jamie Chung) father as part of his pre-wedding toast.

No. 9 funny quote: "You never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stops, start up again. Read a book!" This was said by Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) to Phil (Bradley Cooper). Earlier in The Hangover 2, Phil and the other guys had locked Mr. Chow in an ice cooler after thinking he'd died from an overdose.

No. 8 funny quote: "You see that? That's orange juice with a napkin on top. Do you know why? So nobody rufies me." Said by Stu (Ed Helms) at his IHOP bachelor brunch. The reference to the rufies refers to what happened in the first Hangover movie.

No. 7 funny quote: "Not nobody knows Stu like I do. -- I can't even tell you what we've been through because we made a pact more important than blood. What I can tell you is this: This is not Stu's first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago -- " This was another part of the pre-wedding toast in The Hangover 2, given by Alan (Zach Galifianakis). The Las Vegas marriage took place in the original Hangover movie.

No. 6 funny quote: "I'm going to miss you monkey. I wish monkey could Skype. Maybe one day." Said by Alan (Zach Galifianakis) to a cute monkey he had stolen.

No. 5 down to No. 1 of the Top 10 Hangover 2 quotes can be read (here).

Source: The Hangover Part II written by Craig Mazin, Scot Armstrong, and Todd Phillips.

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  • Alex Harcock6/9/2011

    Cool coverage, thanks for posting this. I loved this scene, and I've blogged about it on my IHOP enthusiast website here:

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