Top 10 Funny Quotes About Love

The things that tend to be the most funny about love are the things that, in reality, aren't very funny as you can tell from the following quotes:

10. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" This famous quote is from Lily Tomlin.

9. "The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M." Said by Charles Pierce.

8. "Love my girl. Happily married. Fell in love with her the minute I saw her place." This quote is from the entertainer Tom Papa.

7. "The difference between love and sex is that sex relieves tension and love causes it." Said by Woody Allen.

6. "When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life." Richard Lewis said this one.

5. "I can hear my mother now: 'What? Oh, you gonna get a divorce? It's just that easy, huh? Things get hard, things get rough -- you just want to throw in the towel, just like that. Let me tell you something, that's a bunch of bull. Let me tell you something -- your father and I had a shoot out, OK? He took one in the arm -- Harry, show her where I shot you -- now, see that's love right there. You gotta learn how to work these things out. He was wrong, I shot him -- you move on'" This is from the very funny comedian Wanda Sykes.

4. "The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me." Adam Ferrara said this quote.

3. "A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'" Quote by Ronnie Shakes

2. "Love is powerful stuff, man. Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your sh*t -- just to get away from that person." Tom Rhodes said this.

1. "I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me." This famous line is from Henny Youngman.