Top 10 Funny New Year's Resolutions of 2010!

1. Stop saying ummm so much; come on you all know you do it! In mid conversation it is umm this and umm that. Just stop because if you get a chance to listen to yourself it can get annoying.

2. At least one day a week, pass by a random person on the street on your way in a store and act like you know them and say, "Hi, how have you been?" See how many people actually answer you or just laugh at you. It will lighten the load for that day.

3. Instead of driving with the windows up and sing, put them windows down and sing it loud people! The more dancing and vocals the better.

4. Try to relax from the kids and spouse for at least 1 hour a day. Okay, if your a mom not very likely but hey these are funny right?

5. Dress up like some weird 80's chick at least once and look at yourself in the mirror and/or nearest person and say, wow you like my look? Will get a giggle from inside and them. Laughing is healthy.

6. Eat smaller portions in all you do, now that doesn't count in a sushi bar or buffet. The possibilities are endless there and it defeats the purpose.

7. Okay this is a BIG one, find all those old photos you have been collecting for years and turn them into a slide show for mom, or a scrapbook for sis. She will love it as well get a kick out of you naked in the bathtub or falling to knock out your first tooth.

8. Call up old numbers you found over the years in your purses or notebooks laying around. One of them is bound to trigger some sort of awesome memory, or maybe a bad one. Yet still very fun and adventurous.

9. Make a facebook, myspace and twitter account if you do not already have one. Come on people even the 50 and 60 year old people have them. Get into the 21st century it is going to be 2010.

And FINALLY number 10. Last but not least...

Take a deep breath we are in this for another 4 years til our next presidential election, so hang on tight as with almost every other politician out there who has made it to office. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Hope you got your sea sick little bags with you!!