Top 10 Michigander Resolutions for 2010

10. As a Michigan Resident of 2010, I resolve that if I am last to leave the state, I will turn the lights off.

9. I resolve that I will not attempt to explain the pronunciations of Mackinac (Bridge, city, or fort), or Saulte Ste. Marie (or the Soo Locks) to any non residents.

8. I resolve not to point to a spot on my hand when telling people where I live.

7. I resolve not to elect a governor from a foreign country.

6. I resolve not to vote for any candidate promising to bring back the auto industry.

5. I resolve to deny the rumor that CMU actually does have the best football team in the state.

4. I resolve to resist the urge to respond with "yah shore U betcha" to anyone from the UP.

3. I resolve to do my part to perpetrate the infamous "pasties are good" hoax.

2. I resolve to never again pay $100 for Frankenmuth fried chicken.

1. I resolve to deny the rumor that the Lions are the best football team in the state.