Top 10 Most Memorable People on NBC/MSNBC Television

The Top 10 list was made famous by former-- or maybe he's just a wandering farmer looking for his lost sheep-- David Letterman, the 1980s NBC employee. Stop crying Nora! It's True! There are, alas, ten memorable people on NBC and they are found off camera occasionally poisoning the golden goose that graces their holiday table...the arsenic is made more palatable by parboiling the later to be roasted golden member of the NBC family of outrageous excessers. A few on the following list are goose-strangling diners with a taste for the finer things in life. Brian Williams has gone from 24-hour diner searcher to volunteer fireman to brick layer for the network of the blind resume reader...it's a brick house he's building at 6:30 pm nightly. Keith Olbermann also found a visually impaired resume reader in NBC's personnel department to read his Britannica-encyclopedia entry which sufficed as an application. Rachel Maddow of MSNBC who didn't make the list--WAKE up TOM!--also landed a resume on NBC personnel department roof, COMRADE did good, THANK you comrade--but I couldn't stop yawning while I tried to focus my eyes on her wanna-be deserving moments...still YAWNING! I'm done picking on NBC's personnel department and DON"T even think about investigating on your own about their applicant screening process! Here's the top 10 list.

The Top Ten Most Memorable People on NBC/MSNBC
Number 1
Brian Williams...he can't find the wrapping paper for the brick he bought you--the child-like NBC audience--so he will deliver it unwrapped as the sun rises over Southern Connecticut in a special Today Show moment.

Number 2
Keith Olbermann...I choked on a Britannica Encyclopedia and I saw Keith on his nightly show eating one with a nice cream sauce and a glass of Sauterne.

Number 3
Chris Mathews..he wears his MSNBC hat and Eagles hat and he's the worst help the Democratic Party ever could have dreamed of. No, please Chris DON'T help us!

Number 4
Ed Schultz...reportedly is related to Sgt Schultz but is jokingly referred to as a banner for the Republican Party--Chris Mathews says HA!, HA! He's really a Republican (big secret?) Party secret operative building a golden sidewalk from New York to San Francisco. That's HILARIOUS!

Number 5
Jay Leno...his jokes are--are those REALLY jokes, and do I know you?--loitering at 11:37 pm and could be disturbing the peace and needs to cross the street at the light. This is as funny as he is...no jaywalking, please!

Number 6
Steve Carell...I have to admit I don't really understand what's going on in his head at all...fans of his are most likely therapists.

Number 7
Rainn Wilson...an "Office" occupant in the NBC sitcom. He has amazing energy in pointing out Steve Carell's amazingly consistent display of bad manners--HORRIBLE manners!

Number 8
Nora O'Donnell...is too nice to be hanging out with the NBC News morning-thugs like Lester Holt on the Today Show.

Number 9
Kelly O' Donnell...she's one of the NBC O'Donnell twins who made a deal with NBC to always have at least two Irish girls employed in the news division...good choice NBC personnel department! She's also too nice to be hanging out with Lester "the Molester" Holt.

Number 10--Tie
Norm McDonald of Saturday Night Live is of Scottish ancestry by analysis of his name and he fits in with the comedic intent of the occasionally funny writers who are dealing with a Hamlet story with Brian Williams while Jay Leno crosses the street in bad places and thus is a target for oncoming traffic with his bad habit of jaywalking...that was all confusing I perceive but there is no doubt Norm is focused.

Number 10--Tie
Al Michaels is the NBC Sunday night football announcer who doubles as the gate keeper for entrance to the rapture revealed to us in the last book of the New Testament...his twin sister Jillian Michaels--born 30 years after him--struggles to keep the weight off by jogging with her portly friends and taunts her twin brother who scythes by the door of doom.

Also receiving votes but not making the list are:
Lawrence O'Donnell...The third O'Donnell twin--of MSNBC-- who struggled bravely but lost his identity to his sisters the aforementioned twins...I can't...stop...yawning for the dreams of a Democracy---a REAL Democracy--in America.

Mademoiselle O'Donnell...No, really, my French teacher from junior high school was under consideration by the central committee sometimes referred to as ABC Television to linguistically define the corridor between right and wrong. Alas though, she lost and was banished from civilized society and is condemned to watching "Desperate Housewives" reruns in heaven--or HELL!

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