Top 10 Reasons Harold Camping is a Moron
There are lots of reasons Harold Camping is a moron, but here are the top ten.
1. Harold Camping predicted Christ would return on September 6, 1994, and, when that didn't happen, he insisted the Rapture would occur on May 21, 2011. As everyone knows, Christ returns 17 days and 17 hours after the Rapture, not 17 years before.
2. Happy Harry prophecied the world would end in October of 2011, shortly after the Rapture of May 2011. Yet as everyone knows, the world will end December 21, 2012.
3. He calculated the date of the Crucifixion to be April 1, AD 33. No you didn't! You so did not schedule the Crucifixion of God's Son on April Fool's Day.
4. Holy Harold runs a Family Radio program. Everyone knows the money is in television.
5. Harold Camping is a Protestant. Everyone knows the money is in the Catholic Church.
6. Huggable Harry is a civil engineer. Remember the collapse of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge ? Need I say more? Need I?
7. He predicted God would completely destroy the earth and the Universe on October 21. If He destroys the universe, where's He going to put the new heaven and the new earth?.
8. Harold Camping bought an FM radio station in San Francisco to broadcast Christian gospel music. San Francisco . The man does not know his market.
9. Camping preached that the "church age" ended long ago. Then explain to me why I hit a different church every time I throw a stone around here.
10. He claimed 2 million people would be raptured. Come on, man. We all know it's 144,000.
1. Harold Camping predicted Christ would return on September 6, 1994, and, when that didn't happen, he insisted the Rapture would occur on May 21, 2011. As everyone knows, Christ returns 17 days and 17 hours after the Rapture, not 17 years before.
2. Happy Harry prophecied the world would end in October of 2011, shortly after the Rapture of May 2011. Yet as everyone knows, the world will end December 21, 2012.
3. He calculated the date of the Crucifixion to be April 1, AD 33. No you didn't! You so did not schedule the Crucifixion of God's Son on April Fool's Day.
4. Holy Harold runs a Family Radio program. Everyone knows the money is in television.
5. Harold Camping is a Protestant. Everyone knows the money is in the Catholic Church.
6. Huggable Harry is a civil engineer. Remember the collapse of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge ? Need I say more? Need I?
7. He predicted God would completely destroy the earth and the Universe on October 21. If He destroys the universe, where's He going to put the new heaven and the new earth?.
8. Harold Camping bought an FM radio station in San Francisco to broadcast Christian gospel music. San Francisco . The man does not know his market.
9. Camping preached that the "church age" ended long ago. Then explain to me why I hit a different church every time I throw a stone around here.
10. He claimed 2 million people would be raptured. Come on, man. We all know it's 144,000.
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