Top 10 Reasons I Hate Clowns
1. Because everyone knows that all clowns are evil
2. They have big goofy feet
3. They wear too much make-up
4. They have razor teeth and give you nightmares
5. They will try to steal your soul
6. They drink too much and sleep in the gutter
7. They have an evil grin and try to scare little children
8. If you fall asleep, they will eat you
9. They can read your mind
10. Clowns hang out with mimes
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Post a Commentplus most movies about clowns are probably true
Hi! You would love to read this personal story I came across at:
http://charitychildsgevero.blogspot.com/2008/04/why-i-hate-clowns-and-dont-go-to.html
I AM A LEZ BUT A CLOWN TRYED TO RAPE ME YESTERDAY I HATE THEM
YES CLOWNS ARE WRONG SOMETHING IS MESSED UP (A CLOWN ATE THE DOG THAT ATE MY HOMEWORK)
Clowns are evil discusting creatures... i want them all to die. They scare little children. And when i was little they stole my pram in front of a huge crowd of people and they were all laughing at me... i started to cry. I will never forget that. :(... anywayz LOL!!!
Never trust anyone that needs to hide under that much makeup. :p
Funny!!! You must of seen "IT".
LOL! 11. They throw pies in peoples' faces. 12. When they shake your hand, you get an electric shock. 13. They serve fast food. 14. They shoot themselves out of cannons. 15. They wear too much makeup.
All good points, but I would have liked it even better if you elaborated a bit. Especially on #6, this was my favorite!
Random, but good.