Top 10 Reasons Why Robot Porn is the Future
09. The robot is the sexiest dance on the planet..just think how hot it could be in bed.
08. Robots are not programmed to say no..think of the possibilities.
07. You can adjust penis size (and/or boob size) according to level of pleasure and/or comfort.
06. What's not sexy about a full body fucking machine?
05. Just how many sexual positions are there in a one night stand? A robot can answer that for you. You just won't be able to walk the next day.
04. The only disease a robot knows is rust..and it's not communicable..it just hurts..LIKE A LOT.
03. The only thing a robot can impregnate you with is the robot apocalypse... I AM TELLING YOU IT IS COMING.
02. Dude..what else do you have to do?
01. I really just want to say INTRUDER ALERT while somebody is fucking me.
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fdh1re6+rg !! gez :)
I am so up for it, where can I find one?