Top 10 Rock of Love Charm School Ladies

Rock of Love Charm School is in full effect. To get you started, let me introduce you to my list of top 10 Rock of Love Charm School ladies. You may already know some of them, or you may not. My intent here is to give you a very BIASED view on the ladies. Anyway. LET'S ROCK:

Lacey

I cannot stand this red-headed bimbo. She is an insensitive, rude, dimwitted, and absolutely brainless bitch. She is the most cruel and outrageous personality that I have ever encountered. She constantly picks on Dallas, makes unnecessary judgments about everybody else, and is just stuck up her no-ass ass. She finally gets a taste of Karma when Sharon Osbourne, during episode 3, states, "You are really pushing my buttons and making me want to tell you to pack your bags and fuck off. And my advice to you, little girl, is to shut your motherfucking mouth up." Karma is a bitch, Miss Thang!

Megan

Megan is a long-legged, disgusting, and slutty tramp who flaunts her non-curve curves with overly skimpy outfits and bikinis. She is cunning, deceitful, insensitive, and refuses to take any responsibility for her foul behavior. She is, however, a great bullshitter and so the Oscar goes to her. Sadly for her, Sharon sees right through her and even accuses her of being a back-stabbing little bitch. I almost bust out in laughter at Sharon's harsh, yet truthful words. Unfortunately, Sharon was too deluded with stupidity to remove her. She actually thinks Megan can change.

Brandi C

Brandi is a very sweet, albeit stupid as a rock, vixen with a sexy body, enticing hair, and luscious curves. I dig her. However, she is allied with the evil Megan and malicious Lacey. When apart from them, however, her personality tends to shine. If she could just grow a brain and figure out right from wrong, she would stand a chance at being an actual human being.

Heather

Heather is a former stripper with a slutty demeanor (appearance-wise), but a well-grounded mentality and caring nature. She just happens to be on Megan's target list. I wish her the best of luck.

Brandy M

Brandy M is an outspoken and intelligent woman with a rather drab and trashy style. Although she appears ghetto, I give her props for always outshining people's expectations. Much love to you, babe.

Dallas

Dallas is a very stylish, classy, and well-behaved young black woman who reminds me of Michelle Obama. Despite her outstanding personality, she is constantly being bullied and teased by the insidious Lacey. In fact, she was almost eliminated during the first episode for chugging an apple at Lacey after Lacey slapped her inappropriately on the ass. If I was Dallas, I would have bust Lacey right in her nappy looking face.

Rodeo

Rodeo, my favorite of all the ladies, is a moral, ethical, and down to Earth country Lady with class, style, intelligence, and an awe-inspiring laugh. Unfortunately, she is teamed with Lacey and Megan during episode 3. After a tumultuous time with them, she finally realizes how devious and evil these broads are. After Megan tries to cheat by ripping a bracelet off Rodeo's wrist, Rodeo confronts her and Lacey, only to be rebuffed and insulted instead. I'm so sorry for that experience, Rodeo.

Angelique

Angelique, aka Frenchie, is a self-proclaimed sex-fiend with a banging body, big DSL lips, and a sexy French accent. Due to her clumsy behavior and inability to stay focused, she is expelled during episode 2.

Courtney

Courtney is a chubby little drunk who gets sent home during episode 1 for getting hammered. I wish her the best and hope she gets it together.

Raven

Raven is a boogie, albeit highly intelligent, elitist who opts to leave the show on her own accord during episode 1. Although she is stuck up and unable to interact with others, I do give her props for beaming with brainpower and wisdom.

These were my choice of top 10 Rock of Love Charm School ladies. Personally, I hope either Heather, Dallas, or Brandi M wins. As of today, Rodeo has been eliminated. Otherwise, I would have gladly handed the honor to her. Much love Ladies, and please, for the sake of God, get rid of Megan and Lacey!