Top 10 Rock of Love Clip Show Spoilers

Rock of Love fans have another week to wait before we see that Bret Michaels can't decide between the stripper who is in love with him, and the hairstylist who won't let down her guard. Instead, the show creators have put together never before seen clips from VH1's . These Rock of Love fclips show the true corniness and craziness of Bret and the girls.

Rock of Love Spoiler #10: Real Bored

Life in the house was not always exciting, especially when Bret was on a date. At one point the girls actually draw on Bret's poster andeach take turns kissing it. What are they? Twelve-year- olds?

Rock of Love Spoiler #9: Crazy Lacey and the Cigarette Butts

Lacey, who has disrespected everything and everyone in the house at one time or another, decided to take it upon herself to collect the unsmoked cigarette butts and leave them in Jes's room. Lacey could have made her point in another way, rather than being gross and nasty.

Rock of Love Spoiler #8: The Vegetarian Who Tears Up Chicken

Seeming to contradict her belief in vegetarianism, crazy Lacey decides to tear apart some raw chicken and place it in the pillowcases and purses of the other house guests. Not only does this seem like a very un-vegetarian-like thing to do, it is also just dangerous. Don't mess with raw chicken!

Rock of Love Spoiler #7: Bret's Misspelled Tattoo

In another one of Brett's bouts of sentimentality and attempt to show emotion, he talks about how someone he thought was his friends misspelled the word "believe" on his tattoo. In this episode, when Heather gets her tattoo, Bret gets the tattoo redone and fixed.

Rock of Love Spoiler #6: Big John is Sneaky

During the water-fight-turned-food-fight, Big John gets involved. He falls into the jacuzzi, but stays in and the girls join him. What really happened when Bret was away? Did Big John get some rock of lovin'?

Rock of Love Spoiler #5: Heather's Crush on Brandy C.

In this clip, Heather proves that she can definitely hang with Bret and take on the typical rock star lifestyle. She likes to kiss girls,especially ones that are blond and busty like her, she said.

Rock of Love Spoiler #4: Brandy C. Channels Rene Zellweger

In a completely Jerry McGuire moment, Brandy C. talks about how much she loves Brett, even though she just met him two hours ago. This chick must have spent too many hours watching Jerry McGuire because she actually said, "I love him for the man he is and the man he wants to be."

Rock of Love Spoiler #3: Butt Bongos

How on earth did VH1 decide not to include the "butt bongo" sequences in the show? Bret Michaels wanted to create a unique sound to record, by slapping the girls' bottoms. He volunteered to go first, because he is such a gentleman.

Bret's corniness comes out sometimes. It was never more apparent than when he said, "Just like snowflakes, no two smacks on the ass ever sound the same."

They all had a lot of fun i that studio.

Rock of Love Spoiler #2: Stinky Rodeo

Rodeo didn't seem at all embarrassed when she pretty much let one loose in Bret's face when he was playing her bongo butt.

Rock of Love Spoiler #1:

In a cut from the final episode we see Bret Michaels ask Jes and Heather, "Is there any way both of you would be my girlfriend?"