Top 10 Romance-Killers
1.Wrong: Handing over 10 beautiful red roses and saying: "Oh, don't thank me, you've paid for them yourself. I took your card with me this morning".
2. Wrong:Just by the time your partner is getting in the right mood, saying: "Darn, I forgot to clean the cat -litter, or is that smell your feet?".
3. Wrong:Wearing thick flannelet pajamas and large animal-slippers.
4. Wrong:Giving a box of chocolates to the love of your life and then eating them all; giving the empty box back.
5. Wrong:Not forcing the other person to eat garlic while you are indulging in it.
6. Wrong:Just by the time your partner is getting in the right mood saying: "Oh, sorry I completely forgot to close the front door." and seeing your family assembled in the living room while you were in the bedroom.
7. Wrong:Turning on the TV to watch "Lost" at a crucial romantic moment.
8. Wrong:To walk around with your face in a green or blue clay-mask and expecting him to "see through all that" and love you anyway.
9. Wrong:To pick up a dictionary at a crucial romantic moment if you don't understand a particular word at that particular time.
10.Wrong:To start talking about ex-lovers what they did and how they did it.
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7 Comments
Post a CommentAhhh Yep.
Ha ha- loved number 10- we're both a little guilty of it :)
Loved the list!.........................
I LOVED #9.
LOL Number 8 really cracked me up. :)))
funny great read
Funny!