Top 10 Signs Your Horse Isn't Going to Win
10. He loads into the starting gate backward.
9. In the morning line, the weight he's carrying is listed as 58 over.
8. The most recent race in the racing form was June 8th, 1987.
7. He's racing out of the Elmer's Glue Stables.
6. He's racing on an artificial hip.
5. The racing form indicates he is a descendant of Seattle Slaw.
4. In the listings of medications he's running on, you find Lasix, Bute, and crystal meth.
3. You find out that the only surface he's run on is berber and shag.
2. His last workout was for one furlong and indicates DNF.
1. His sire is listed as Purina Dog Chow and his dam is listed as Broken Down Nag.
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Post a CommentCute :) Sheri
Funny!
Great listing! Thanks for my laugh of the day! I liked #3, too!
Number seven is the kicker !!