Top 10 Signs You're Spending Too Much Time on Facebook
9. Your toddler writes on the wall in your room and instead of scolding him, you take the crayon and write a note to him on his wall
8. You have more flair than the entire TGI Friday's chain.
7. You can tell someone you "Superpoked" them without giggling like Beavis and Butthead.
6. When asked about yourself, you always respond in the third person.
5. You post 38 comments to a status update that says simply "Rob is tired."
4. Your Christmas shopping consists solely of "virtual" gifts.
3. You spend more time thinking of a witty comment to put on your status than you did your wedding vows.
2. You know more about what the smelly kid who sat behind you in fourth grade did today than you do about your own child.
1. You would rather have someone send you a virtual drink than a real one.
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Post a Commentthere's a group for social media addicts http://www.stopwritingonmywall.com/ ;p
Hear! Hear!
Funny. :)
Yes, if someone is having all of the above, than it's time to take on a new hobby perhaps, or a dog.lol.
When I accepted my first virtual flower...I knew I was in deep trouble! Have never been back since! It is all kind of bizarre anyway! I don't have enough hours in the day to give to all the online hullabaloo!I refuse to get sucked in, as Debbie states!
You got sucked in!!!!!!! I can't even begin to keep up with my "virtual gifts". So, in addition to a "buy-nothing Christmas", I'll start a movement called "click-nothing Christmas"!