Top 10 Songs for Mrs. Tiger Woods

Why do people say: oh Tiger Woods is sorry; it happens to everyone; Tiger and Elin can save their marriage; and all the other sympathetic lines from people on radio and TV talk shows? You know what? This girl says not only NO, but HELL NO to Tiger Woods. Elin and her children need to dump him and move on. People may be able to work through one affair, but 11 or 12 home-wreckers - PLEASE! Would you stay with your spouse after that? Here is my list of angry cheating songs, with YouTube links, for Elin Nordegren's Top 10 New Year's Eve songs for her MP3 New Year's Eve playlist:

Bust Your Windows by Jazmine Sullivan

"I bust the windows out ya car
And no it didn't mend my broken heart
I'll probably always have these ugly scars
But right now I don't care about that part..."

Who believes that Elin busted the windows out of the car to save her cheating husband's life? Maybe she did, who knows the real story? After learning about Tiger Woods' 12 little home-wrecking sluts, Elin Nordegren should be busting more than the windows! The words Putter and Woody come to mind - and I don't mean golf clubs.

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. by Tammy Wynette

"Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today...
Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand"

As much as Tiger Woods would like to save his marriage with Elin Nordegren Woods, become a better man, become a better father, and become a better husband, after mistress UUMM number 5 or 6, forget it! Elin: don't stay married for the children's sake. They will have a better life with you in Sweden where they can learn what real LOVE is all about.

Big Shot by Billy Joel

"You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night..."

Maybe Tiger Woods was too overwhelmed by the death of his father to remember the morals and values his wonderful parents taught him all his life. Maybe Tiger Woods didn't like the "white picket fence" view of his family life. Maybe Tiger Woods was getting bored with his golf game. What better way to handle all the pressures of being big shot Tiger Woods than to run out and get yourself a dozen home wreckers on the side.

You Don't Own Me by Dusty Springfield

"You don't own me
I'm not just one of your little toys
You don't own me
Don't say I can't go with other boys
And don't tell me what to do
And don't tell me what to say...

I don't tell you what to say
I don't tell you what to do
So just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you..."

Take it from Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton in First Wives Club: women do not have to take it from lying, cheating men! Who cares about an $80 million prenuptial agreement or anything that ties money to love. At this point, no judge would deny Elin Nordegren and her two beautiful children all the money they need to have a happy life.

Rose Garden by Lynn Anderson

"I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden...
I could sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
But if that's what it takes to hold you,
I'd just as soon let you go, but there's one thing I want you to know.
You better look before you leap, still waters run deep,
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out"

Many men and women will tell you that everyone strays after being married for a long time - UUMM - for Elin, 5 years. Sorry, that is not a long time. Even if you do have an affair and you can work that out with your spouse to forgive, and maybe forget, how would you feel if your spouse came home one night and said they slept with 12 OTHER PEOPLE?? Or, let's just say you heard your spouse slept with 12 other people from News Headlines and Tabloids. What would you want to do with your spouse? Think about it.

I Don't Ever Want To See You Again by Uncle Sam

"Listen to me, baby
I gave you everything
My love, and my ring
And you, oh what you laid at me
And I don't ever wanna see you again"

When you have at least 12 whores' names and phone numbers saved in your cell phone, and then you call them and ask them to take their name off the caller display so your wife won't see it, why would you ever want to spend another day of your precious life with someone who does not love you and cherish you? Life is too short to waste your days and your love on someone who gives it to 12 sluts.

Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake

"You were my sun
You were my earth
But you didn't know all the ways I loved you,
no So you took a chance And made other plans
But I bet you didn't think that they would come crashing down..."

Now honestly, Tiger: do you think you can sleep with 12 women all over the world and not eventually get caught? Then once you do get caught, you apologize and ask for forgiveness from your family, children, wife, friends, fans, and sponsors? Did you not think about what all you had at stake when you were in the sack with slut number 10? Did you feel like you had accomplished all your goals in life, so why not have a little fun on the side? Cry me a river - I'll never be a fan again.

Your Time Is Gonna Come by Led Zeppelin

"Lyin', cheatin', hurtin, that's all you seem to do...
Do what you want, I won't take the brunt
It's fadin' away, can't feel you anymore
Don't care what you say 'cause I'm goin' away to stay
Gonna make you pay for that great big hole in my heart
People talkin' all around..."

Even if Elin (who everyone knows now is a classier person than Tiger and his sluts will ever be) decides to stand by her man - can she ever really love him again? Could you love and trust a spouse who has slept with at least 11 other people while you were home raising the children? Tiger should pay all right - and not just with money.

You Two-Timed Me One Time Too Often by Tex Ritter

"Everyone knows that you're untrue,
Honey you and me are through,
You two timed me one time too often.
I'm so tired of your abuse,
Guess I'd better turn you loose...
I'll go find somebody new,
You'll regret it when I do...
There's no use to stand around,
And say you're sorry now,
I'm no good at playing that,
Old second fiddle anyhow,
It's too late too make amends...
You two timed me one time too often."

Elin: take the kids and RUN. I hope you stay in Sweden with your beautiful children and find someone who really loves you, cherishes you and your children, and brings you happiness after this horrible situation.

You're So Vain by Carly Simon

"You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me...
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee...
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend...
You're So Vain."

I really don't see how Tiger Woods will be capable of keeping what should have been most dear to his heart and soul: Elin and his two children. Who cares about millions of little Tiger Woods fans who look up to him in awe and want to be just like him? Who cares about the generous sponsors that made him a lot of money, but failed to make him rich in character? Who cares about his golf friends in the PGA, his very best friends in life, or his Mother and family? Who cares about his beautiful niece who is following in his Uncle's talented golf footsteps? Oh Tiger, You're So Vain. You will miss these things one day. I hope your 11 sluts were worth all this.