Top 10 Songs for Osama Bin Laden

10. Who Can It Be Now?/Men At Work
Who can it be knockin' at my door, go away, don't come 'round here no more...One can't help but wonder about Osama bin Laden's reaction when he first realized he had been discovered.

Maybe bin Laden had an illegal Directv hookup in his multi million dollar compound and thought "man, those people are serious about this stuff." Right, Osama. Dead serious.

9. Signed, Sealed, Delivered/ Stevie Wonder
Here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours the #1 fugitive on the FBI's Most Wanted list must have thought.

8. Gimme Three steps/Lynyrd Skyrnyrd
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door, gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister and you'll never see me no more...

7. Smoking Gun/Robert Cray
Ideally, the Navy Seal who shot Osama bin Laden would get to deliver a Dirty Harry "ya feelin' lucky punk?" line to Osama before pulling trigger, but I doubt if there was time...

6.Wake Up Call/Maroon 5
Six foot tall, came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead, he won't come around here any more, he won't come around here, I don't think so...5. Now That I've Found You/The Foundation
Baby, now that I've found you i can't let you go...

4.Kiss This Thing Goodbye/ Del Amitri
Just as Osama bin Laden was losing his shield, one of his wives it was reported, the Al Qaeda mastermind must have been tempted to put his head between his legs and pay his last respects to, you know, his a$$...

3. Like A Bullet From the Gun Of Robert Ford/Elton John
No celebrity death would be complete without a Sir Elton John "tribute". All Elton does is repackage an old hit, usually Candles In The Wind. This one could be titled Sandals In The Bin, but Elton John did have this Robert Ford song back in the 70s about the man who killed Jesse James...

2. Like A Virgin/Madonna, 76 Trombones/ John Phillip Sousa
I combined these two songs on the list due to the mythical belief on the part of some Muslims that they will get 76 virgins in paradise if martyred. I don't think Osama bin Laden is in paradise, just sayin...

1. Into the Ocean/Blue October
The high seas and oceans have had a tough last couple of years what with the BP oil spill, the radiation from Japan and now this....