Her gaze seems to taunt you, saying "You'll never look like me," or "You'll never have me."
She's a supermodel, and while she may look perfect, chances are, she isn't. All she has to do is open her mouth and it will likely become clear that there is, after all, justice in the world. She may have lucked out when it comes to physical attributes, but maybe this sexy lady is... well, no Einstein. Or maybe she has the kind of warped, self-important world view that marks her as someone to be avoided at all costs. Or maybe on the inside she's just a regular person like you and me, with her own issues and insecurities.
Supermodels have been around for years. From '70s icons like Beverly Johnson to current-day hotties like Gisele, there have always been beautiful women on hand who specialize in making the rest of us seem plain and unattractive by comparison. Sometimes these spectacular women grow tired of being mere mannequins, and they part their perfect lips and allow their true thoughts to come pouring out.
Here are 10 supermodel quotes to remember:
Supermodel Quote #1: "I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day" - Linda Evangelista
Supermodel Quote #2: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper" - Kim Alexis
Supermodel Quote #3: "I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?" - Naomi Campbell
Supermodel Quote #4: "You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping" - Cindy Crawford
Supermodel Quote #5: "My husband was just okay looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly'" - Beverly Johnson, on the birth of her daughter
Supermodel Quote #6: "I don't remember ever having finished a book" - Bridget Hall
Supermodel Quote #7: "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I would be a teacher" - Linda Evangelista
Supermodel Quote #8: "I tell people my breasts were made in Normandy from butter and creme fraiche" - Laeticia Casta
Supermodel Quote #9: "When I model I pretty much go blank. You can't think too much or it just doesn't work" - Paulina Porizkova
Supermodel Quote #10: "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak" - Linda Evangelista
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Post a Commentsupermodels are idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those who can...do. Those who can't...teach. Those who can't do or teach...become supermodels.
lol - too funny! Hilarious piece.