Top 10 Supermodel Quotes

Did She Really Say That? Oh Yes She Did!

A. Gordon
She's statuesque and jaw-droppingly beautiful. You see her on TV working the catwalk in Paris. You spot her at the newsstand, staring back at you from the cover of a magazine.

Her gaze seems to taunt you, saying "You'll never look like me," or "You'll never have me."

She's a supermodel, and while she may look perfect, chances are, she isn't. All she has to do is open her mouth and it will likely become clear that there is, after all, justice in the world. She may have lucked out when it comes to physical attributes, but maybe this sexy lady is... well, no Einstein. Or maybe she has the kind of warped, self-important world view that marks her as someone to be avoided at all costs. Or maybe on the inside she's just a regular person like you and me, with her own issues and insecurities.

Supermodels have been around for years. From '70s icons like Beverly Johnson to current-day hotties like Gisele, there have always been beautiful women on hand who specialize in making the rest of us seem plain and unattractive by comparison. Sometimes these spectacular women grow tired of being mere mannequins, and they part their perfect lips and allow their true thoughts to come pouring out.

Here are 10 supermodel quotes to remember:

Supermodel Quote #1: "I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day" - Linda Evangelista

Supermodel Quote #2: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper" - Kim Alexis

Supermodel Quote #3: "I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?" - Naomi Campbell

Supermodel Quote #4: "You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping" - Cindy Crawford

Supermodel Quote #5: "My husband was just okay looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly'" - Beverly Johnson, on the birth of her daughter

Supermodel Quote #6: "I don't remember ever having finished a book" - Bridget Hall

Supermodel Quote #7: "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I would be a teacher" - Linda Evangelista

Supermodel Quote #8: "I tell people my breasts were made in Normandy from butter and creme fraiche" - Laeticia Casta

Supermodel Quote #9: "When I model I pretty much go blank. You can't think too much or it just doesn't work" - Paulina Porizkova

Supermodel Quote #10: "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak" - Linda Evangelista

Published by A. Gordon

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  • Kim Alexis once said she'd rather exercise than read the newspaper
  • Bridget Hall confessed that she doesn't remember ever having finished reading a book
  • Naomi Campbell thinks underwear is a no-no in the heat
Linda Evangelista was once quoted as saying that she doesn't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

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  • toni timert1/28/2008

    supermodels are idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Timothy Sexton4/16/2007

    Those who can...do. Those who can't...teach. Those who can't do or teach...become supermodels.

  • Mari Johnson11/23/2006

    lol - too funny! Hilarious piece.

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