Top 10 Things that Hillary Clinton Has "Misspoken" About

Hillary Clinton is now backtracking from comments she made numerous times about how she came under hostile sniper fire (as opposed to that from friendly snipers) now that video and eyewitness accounts have come out from the trip. She says she simply misspoke. I've had a similar experience. I once thought I was in the middle of a bank robbery while trying to cash a check at my local branch. After careful consideration, I realized that I actually was buying Girl Scout cookies in front of a Wal-Mart.

To be fair, I've seen the video, and it shows an attractive and feminine looking woman, so I have my doubts that it is Hillary at all. That said, I've done some research and uncovered several statements that Hillary made that are simply false.

10. She once had root canal surgery without anesthesia and spent hours on an airplane where she was covered in "a colorful mixture of spit, snot, urine, vomit and blood"

9. She was once married to Morgan Fairchild, who she saw naked.

8. Once, after a drunken orgy in college, she woke up in a tub full of ice and blood. Someone had used lipstick to write on the bathroom mirror, "Don't get out of the tub, we've taken your kidney!"

7. The money that she has used to fund her own campaign came from the time when she gave a ride to a hitchhiking Howard Hughes and he wrote her into his will.

6. One of the great victories of her legal career was helping the estate of a dead Nigerian government leader get his money out of the country by sending e-mails to random strangers.

5. She knows all about the struggles of minorities because she grew up as a half white/half Native American foster kid on the mean streets of LA.

4. She was one of the vocalists on Milli Vanilli's first album.

3. She learned responsibility by raising Jackalopes on her family farm.

2. If everyone forwards her campaign e-mails to Microsoft, Bill Gates will send them a $10 check.

1. Her marriage to Bill Clinton is based on love and mutual respect.