Top 10 Things Overheard at Dinner with Britney Spears and Mel Gibson
10. (Mel) You think I should change my name to M Gip?
9. (Mel) Thank God for that Dr. Phil guy. He makes us both look sane by comparison.
8. (Britney) Mel, your steak looks good. You gonna eat your fat?
7. (Britney) You got any ketchup for this Filet Mignon?
6. (Mel) So how was rehab, sugar t!^$?
5. (Britney) I loved that Passions of the Christ. Are you gonna do a sequel?
4. (Britney) Mel, would you be a dear and go get my underwear from the coat check?
3. (Mel) I thought YOU were the designated driver.
2. (Britney) You think you and Danny Glover could help me get my kids back?
1. (Mel) You know neither of us would have been in this mess if it hadn't been for the Jewish controlled media.
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5 Comments
Post a CommentThinking about the two of them having dinner together made me vomit in my mouth a little. :)
Excellent, my friend. Too bad Li-Lo and Paris couldn't have joined them...
hahahah. hah.
You are a sick person, Crut. Cute article.
LOL.....