Top 10 Things on President George W. Bush's Mind on the Fifth Anniversary of the Iraq War
10. Oh crap, that means I have to do another press conference. That Helen Thomas scares me.
9. I hope that Laura gets me some Peeps in my Easter Basket. I sure to love me some Peeps.
8. I wonder if I should call the staff, "My Peeps". They'd dig that.
7. Another Beatles night on American Idol. I gotta get me some of that stuff on my iPod. That Ringo McCartney was a great guitarist.
6. Wow, looks like Cheney left another weapon of mass destruction for me to find. How about a courtesy flush, Dick?
5. Where is my remote? Hannah Montana is on.
4. One of these days I'm going to ask that military guy what he's got in that briefcase and why he keeps following me around.
3. Okay, who ate all my orange Starburst?
2. You know the problem with the White House is? Absolutely no brush to clear.
1. That new Batman movie looks good. You know who'd make a good Joker? Laura.
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7 Comments
Post a CommentHillarious, especially #7!
A courtesy flush- too funny. Great job!
Very funny!
He had ten thoughts in one week? Wow! Very amusing article.
That was good, thanks! #6 (though gross) was the best! Anytime you can knock both of them at the same time is my idea of a good joke.
And how about the bonus intro -- These thoughts were picked up like so much litter from the brain scan: most of it showed nothing. And how about this one: "Iraq? Oh, yeah, Iraq. Uh, ya know, I still can't find that place on a map. Now, tell me again, why's it so important?"
Good post, my friend. The American Idol line was Bush-esque perfect...
OMG!! So so good! For a moment there, I could actually hear him.