Top 10 Warnings About Wearing a Lady Gaga Real Raw Meat Dress for a Halloween Costume

Lady Gaga's raw meat dress is not something anyone should think about wearing as a Halloween costume. Here are the 10 top reasons that this meat dress will spoil your Halloween fun, and not just for you, but also for other's around you!

These reasons come from common sense along with some reasons offered by butchers in New Jersey on a Youtube video. If anyone knows about raw meat it is these guys!

1. The overwhelming health hazards are obvious, with what is known about all the bacteria on raw meat, it should not be up against your skin or out in the public at all!

2. Raw meat bleeds and this is going to drip, you will get blood all over the place. You will look like a cross between Lady Gaga and a "Chainsaw Massacre" victim within an hour of putting this creation on.

3. Raw meat will fall apart, no matter how good it is stitched together. Even if you sew it as Lady Gaga had her meat dress stitched, chances are you will be playing peek a boo with your private parts in a few hours.

4. Raw meat is cold and wet and that coldness up against your body may cause hypothermia.

5. The smell of the raw meat will be horrendous and it will pick up more of the rancid aroma as the night goes on. This means you will too!

6. You will be a walking snack for any dog within a mile radius. You will be followed around like Dr. Doolittle.

7. If you do not care about the health hazards for yourself, think about others. Everywhere you walk, sit, or stand, there will be blood from the raw meat causing a health hazard for others. It will stain carpets, furniture and soon others will have blood stains on them from brushing up against the places you have been. You will not only tick off the host of any party you attend, but people will be praying for you to go home!

8. This Lady Gaga meat dress, it will set you back at least $250, according to the Youtube butchers. You can only wear it once for this large chunk of money.

9. This is a total waste of food. You can do nothing with the raw meat after being exposed to the air and your body, it will just go in the garbage.

10. If you have ever had a problem of getting a date, just wear the Lady Gaga real meat dress and see what happens. The men will walk the other way chalking you up to "forget about it."

Make an imitation Lady Gaga Meat Dress. It looks real without all the hazards, smell, and blood. You can find the easy homemade instructions HERE.

Reference: Youtube.