Top 10 Worst Movies of the Decade

10. 30 Days of Night (2007) - Vampires come and kill a small town in Alaska. Are they kidding? Why would they stop there? What could be more unappealing in a movie than a bunch of vampires whose language sounds like nails on a chalkboard and prey on one tiny town in the middle of nowhere?

9. Halloween II (2009) - Yet another Rob Zombie film with a plot that makes watching paint dry seem exciting. Aside from the family drama that viewers all get thrown into as they watch the chronicle of a girl being chased by a psycho killer and losing her mind on the way, who can really say what that movie was about? The plot more confusing than it need be with the addition of Zombie's wife in the cast as the mother of the Myers children who is supposedly a ghost. Looks to me like Zombie was just looking for a reason to get his wife in the movie.

8. Shutter (2008) - So some people are taking photographs and a ghost tends to appear in all the pictures they take. Spooky, right? No. It isn't spooky. This movie is another one of those films where trouble happens in Japan like abuse or a car wreck or someone gets stabbed in the back, goes out for revenge and weird things start to happen to people living in different countries. Then, as a result, the people living in a different country try to solve the mystery and relinquish the ghost. Such is the movie Shutter: boring plot with little creativity and imagination put into it.

7. Cannibal (2006) - Indie film-maker Marian Dora really went over the top on this movie. Following the week before, during and after a case of cannibalism that occurred in Germany, this movie takes Male nudity, sexual themes and gore to a new level. I had to stop the film to run for the bathroom because it made me feel the involuntary urge to part with the contents of my stomach. Worse than the gore and content was the fact that there might have been a total of 10 words spoken in the entire movie and the rest was music and mood.

6. The Strangers (2008) - Remember all the hype about how it was too graphic and too disturbing for theaters? Yeah? You do? Well if you don't don't worry about it. This movie is like the Blair Witch Project meets Nightmare on Elm Street. To make up for the lousy acting and the lack of innovative ideas, they tried passing it off as a true story. There is nothing new, exciting or different about this movie.

5. Paranormal Activity (2009) - I guess there's nothing quite as imaginative as watching a couple of people sleep and get attacked by ghosts. Unfortunately, you don't really see any action other than this couple getting freaked out. So what is this movie, anyway? Another Blair Witch project. It's bad enough that nothing is even remotely scary about this movie, but it was done primarily with a handheld camera in another attempt to fake homemade videos.

4. Saw VI (2009) - As if Saw I - V wasn't enough, they sure did find a way to stretch it with this film. Known for its gore and simple plot line: value of life, Saw VI is no exception. The first five minutes alone were enough to make anybody want to toss their cookies. If you saw it in the theater, then the only thing worse than the blood and guts being magnified by 100 was the torturous sounds of pain ringing in your ears from the excessively loud theater speakers. Nothing quite compares to the sound of death in surround sound.

3. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) - World's longest title, and the series of movies that never seem to die. At least with Saw, the movies all play off each other...these just involve some guy with a hook running around killing people.

2. Hostel (2005) - This movie was so boring, I couldn't believe the back of my eyelids. Everyone said it was amazing, gory and just totally awesome. To me, it was clown shoes ridiculous. A bunch of backpackers in the middle of Europe, are obvious tourists and targets and wind up dead as a result. I fell asleep in the first 10 minutes.

1. Aunt Rose (2005) - Words cannot describe the lameness of this movie. It's no wonder this movie never made it to theater. When browsing through the video store, it is tempting to pick up the movie from looking at the cover. The cover is more exciting than this movie. The only thing relatively interesting in this movie is the two minute speech about why this lady would make a good girlfriend for this guy's daughter. Other than that, they all get taken hostage and crazy Aunt Rose comes downstairs and causes trouble. What could have lasted 10 minutes lasted over an hour and was not worth the time and effort to watch it.