Top 10 New Years Resolutions for David Letterman

Top 10 Letterman Resolutions for 2010

Doug Clore
Doug Clore, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Dec 3, 2009 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
10. Number ten New Years Resolution for David Letteman 2010: I resolve to find a dentist who can fix that gap in my teeth.

9. I resolve to resist the temptation to give Tiger Woods advice on his marriage relationship.

8. I resolve to refrain from making insincere public apologies.

7. I resolve to allow my guests to get a word in edgewise.

6. I resolve to stop laughing at my own jokes.

5. I resolve to donate part of my monthly Social Security Checks to the CBS Sexual Harasment legal defense fund.

4. I resolve to give up my attempt to break Johhny Carson's longevity record.

3. I resolve to stop kissing Obama's butt, no matter how popular he makes me. .

2. I resolve to resist my urge to tell sexual jokes about underage daughters of politicians.

1. Number one New Years Resolution for David Letterman 2010: I resolve to go an entire year without having sex with an employee.

Published by Doug Clore

Doug has a Master's degree in Library Science from the Davis College of Library and Information Science at the University of South Carolina. He has ten years experience as a professional librarian. His lib...  View profile

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