Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for George W. Bush
I will finish that public speaking course I should have taken back in college.
I will help get that library with my name on it opened, even though I'm not sure what it's for.
I will stop having nightmares about Nancy Pelosi dressing me up in lingerie and calling me "Helga."
I will not invade Pakistan.
I will stop having Dick Cheney over to the ranch, until he learns some basic gun safety rules.
I will not let David Letterman interview me and let me look stupid; but, I will get on that danged John Stewart show, even though he hasn't invited me in awhile.
I will buy stock in all the banks I've helped bail out.
I will start a vulture fund to buy foreclosed office buildings. (Better get Dick over to help with this one.)
I'll buy a Chinese made car, gotta help my friends a little more this year.
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