Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for Mary-Kate Olsen

While everyone agrees Mary-Kate has a keen sense of fashion and style, some might like to see her try new things in 2009. Here is the list of my top ten.

1. Ditch the platforms. We all know you're five-foot-zero and the clunky heels just make your ankles look frail.

2. We know you and your sister, Ashley, are two different people. No need to be the extreme opposite for our sake.

3. Eat something. Please.

4. Coffee is not food. Try sipping some Vitamin Water or V-8 instead.

5. Stop singing, "I am the cute one (she is my sister)". You get the residuals whether or not you're actually the one singing it.

6. Sleep more, party less. We know you're rich and famous, but that doesn't make up for the sinking cheeks.

7. No more headbands. Flashdance was a very long time ago and Jennifer Beals is a lesbian now (on tv).

8. "Weeds" called and they want their weed back in 2009.

9. No more botox. It just looks bad.

10. Get your eyes checked. If your vision is so bad you need extra large bright pink frames to fix it, something's wrong. I'm just saying.