Top 10 New Years Resolutions for Rihanna

Dee
Yes, I said it.

I am about to breakdown what Rihanna needs to do for the New Year.

1. Be upfront about you and Chris Brown. She needs to stop acting like her and Chris Brown aren't a couple. It is so obvious that they are. Rhi Rhi get a grip. You are not Jay Z and Beyonce.

2.Break up with Chris Brown. She globe trots the world looking all fierce and extra mature. She would look way better with a hot High Fashion model or some really sexy Hollywood Actor.

3. Find an older man to date. Rihanna needs to find her equivalent of a Jay Z. Chris Brown is not it. Time to step your game up sweety. I do not know who the heck the right guy is but you need to find him.

4. Lose the 80s hair. Your hair started off looking really cute early this year. It gets more and more outrageous as the days go one. She looks like she is channeling her inner Prince. She must stop the madness.

5. No more tattoos. The first tats Rhi Rhi got were kind of cute. However, this last one on her shoulders is so wack. I really hope she just drew it on and she can wipe it off.

6. Improve your performance skills. You are a beautiful girl but please take some notes from Beyonce on how to give a performance. You have zero stage presence but you are fab to look at. If you want longevity in this industry, you must get those performance skills down to have a lasting impact.

7. No more bright pink lipstick. I saw you the other day with some horrendous bright pink lipstick. This was the first time I really thought you looked bad. Girl, never ever do this again. Save us all from looking at it.

8. Do some more modeling. Rhi Rhi, I totally think you could have a future in high fashion modeling since your singing is not the best. Girl, get your hustle on. There is so much more money to be made. I know you signed with Gucci. Find some more places to get with.

9. Get your finances in order. I heard awhile back that you were broke. This is not cute girl. You can not be globe trotting and have only made $20k for the year. Girl, please get this in order. We can not have you going the way of TLC or MC Hammer and going broke. You have way too much going for you.

10. No more scary nails. Please tone down the polish on your claws, I mean nails. They scare me with all the neon colors and weird patterns.

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Recent College Grad trying to use AC to help pay off my student loans and find my purpose before I apply to grad school. Wish me luck!  View profile

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  • Student Loan Eliminator12/30/2008

    Lol it is okay...she is fairly young ...well at least younger than me and I am a 24 year old female....she is a girl in my book and chris brown is a boy....i dont think either one has crossed over to being a woman or man yet

  • jcorn12/30/2008

    Excuse me- not sure I should have called Rihanna a girl - didn't mean to sound rude. I should have said "young woman".

  • jcorn12/30/2008

    She is a lovely girl but Beyonce definitely has her performance skills to an art (as one of my son continually tries to remind me). I've seen plenty of Beyonce's latest work during this holiday break and the woman certainly can dance in a variety of styles - and in high heels, too!

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