Top 20 Bush Quotes!

"Bushism" a term modeled after the frequent but always entertaining fumbles made by our favorite Texan "W". Bush may or may not have your approval, but I'm sure he's made you giggle or just plain have a "What???!!!" moment.

Below are some of the jewels he's spewed over the last 8 years:

1. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000

2. "Will the highways on the internet become more few?"

Concord, New Hampshire, 29 January, 2000

3. "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

Reuters, 5 May, 2000

4. "I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."

Bartlett, Tennessee, 18 August, 2000

5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Saginaw, Michigan, 29 September, 2000

6. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

LaCrosse, Wisconsin, 18 October, 2000

7. "They misunderestimated me."

Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000

8. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''

Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001

9. "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."

Washington DC, 10 April, 2002

10. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002

11. "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003

12. "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."

Washington DC, 19 May, 2003

13. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."

Washington DC, 27 October, 2003

14. "I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."

Nashville, Tennessee, 27 May, 2004

15. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Washington DC, 5 August, 2004

16. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004

17. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."

Tucson, Arizona, 28 November, 2005

18. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."

CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

19. "Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."

Washington DC, 2 May, 2007

20. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."

Washington DC, 12 May, 2008