Top 3 Ways to Get Arrested

Do you watch COPS and think "Man, I wanna be one of those guys!" ... and you're not talking about the C-O-P-S? Do you see glass windows as an opportunity to throw a brick through? Do you see a speed trap and have the irresistable urge to speed right through? If so, this article is for you.

Run
This is the most basic one. You've been speeding and maybe weaving a little and now you see lights flashing beind you. You could pull over... but the right thing to do to ensure an arrest is to speed away. The faster, the better. If you happen to crash over the median you get extra points. Be sure to run plenty of red lights, stop lights, and to maybe even travel against the flow of traffic. Your official arrest clause will be something like evasion of justice, fleeing, and brash disregard for traffic laws and the safety of others.

Reasonable Cause
If you ignore the first advice and allow yourself to be pulled over the next step is to give reasonable cause for search of your person and vehicle. When they pull you over, you might attempt to get out of the car, police officers really do not like that. If you're too nervous to try that one, use that nervousness to your advantage. Look nervous and maybe paranoid. Talk about how the government is out to get you and you feel a need to protect yourself through all means, explain that's why your so nervous. Maybe mention that this stop is going better than the last one. Just make sure they have reasonable cause. Most officers will ask your permission to search your vehicle and person. Deny them. That makes them even more suspicious.

Metal Detector
Airport security has really beefed up since 9/11. The easiest way for you to get arrested is to go through the metal detector with a threatening looking metal device. A hammer is a nice option. It definitely looks threatening. If you don't want to use something that possibly deadly, use one of those massive, heavy police style metal flashlights. Still threatening and still metallic. When they attempt to take it protest loudly and vigourously. This will guarantee an arrest or at least a temporary detention.

Keep in mind that this article is written solely for advice on how to get arrested. It is not intended to be suggestion on how to cause or initiate violence against any person or property. Keep in mind that as a guide to getting arrested it involves breaking the law. If you choose to break the law, there are consequences as this article shows.