Top 3 YouTube Commercial Videos Prove Viral and Google Volcanic

From Bras, Dead Fathers, Hard Bodies to a Government Conspiracy

Lori Lane
Lane Bryant released their sexy full figured lingerie ad this week, but FOX and ABC didn't want anyone to watch. 2,496,245 views and less than a week later it's confirmed, everyone watched it. Or at least enough people to stuff into the state of Chicago as Houston isn't big enough to fit the 2 million plus size "d-d"igits.

The YouTube Lane Bryant ad gave a unique look at a full figured woman as she softly gathered herself to walk out of the door, in her skimpies covered by a coat. Where was she going? To meet "Dan" for lunch. The fun part is when the woman looks at the text message while the commercial states "this is what mom had in mind." View one of YouTube's most viral videos of the week and ask yourself a question. What kind of mind does your mom have?

Tiger Woods recent Nike commercial ad with a voice over from the grave was defined as "creepy" by some of the 3 million plus viewers. The video entered YouTube three weeks ago reaching Google volcanic state and 3,106,337 views. Earl Woods' past interviews played a part in the Nike ad, sifted and edited to match what a father would say to a son after a son cheats on his wife multiple times then tries to gain acceptance back into the pro golf world. Even though the Nike ad continues to climb, as if watching it on television isn't enough, there's another commercial raking in more views, by over 100,000 more.

Terry Crews, the once delicate black man with a white chick fettish and a body to die for in the Wayans brothers 2004 movie White Chicks, has never looked better in the recently released Old Spice commercial. Reaching 3,262,784 views Terry Crews has a third bicep, a talking ab as he displays how powerful he truly is. He can knock down a fake building in a single "P-P-P-P-P-P-Power" kick as viewed in this Old Spice body wash YouTube ad. Did we mention the video was released less than a month ago?

And this last one is a must see. It hasn't gone volcanic as the other three, however, when Russian scientists claim that the U.S. is involved in a cover-up of genetic alterations in connection with vegetables only to use the past H1N1 scare in order to inject Americans to get their systems back in order from the "corny" tale - it begins to sound as if the tainted crops may be from Area 51, next to the Alien mothership.

As far fetched as it sounds view the video and draw your own conclusion. I don't usually eat corn so I may have dodged the tabloid-like potential realistic headline. If you can stand the reporters Hawkins type "voice" long enough to stay awake you may find this either crazy or accurate. Catch that less than viral video on YouTube.

As these YouTube viral videos, and one very strange report, surface from a small tremor to a Google magnitude of 11 the world continues to tune into the next volcanic prediction as the paths may lead to Earth shaking numbers in YouTube.com views.

Source: YouTube.com

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Lori Lane is a published poet, active electronic journalist, technical writer, fitness center staff member. Lori Lane welcomes questions or feedback.  View profile

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  • Angel Vee5/4/2010

    Very cool read!

  • Michele Starkey5/3/2010

    Cool. cheers :)

  • Jeffrey Weeks5/3/2010

    :) jeffrey

  • James Hamel5/3/2010

    Google volcanic? Girl, I have never heard that before! If you made it up you should trademark that puppy.

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