Top 5 CNA Jobs that Suck

Working as a CNA is not always an easy job. When I went through my CNA class to learn how to be a CNA, it did not prepare me for the reality of the job. There are plenty of good sides to the CNA job but you probably won't here that much about the down side. I'm here to spill it for you. These are a few of the things that I really don't enjoy about being a CNA.

Suck CNA Job #1: Residents Die
It's a fact of life. Everyone dies. But when someone dies who you have taken care of for awhile, it hurts. When they on your shift, it sucks even harder. Sometimes you find them after they die and sometimes you have the trauma of watching them die. Some die horrific deaths while others go in their sleep. There are so many stories I can tell you about dying. The lady that died on my shoulder, the man that was found on the floor from a heart attack, the lady that died smiling holding her dinner tray, the lady that died from skin cancer that ate her alive... and so many more. It sucks. And having to clean them up after dying is one of the hardest jobs I have ever had to endure.

Suck CNA Job #2: #2. No really. Poop sucks.
If you've never seen a river of liquid poop running off a bed and pooling on the floor, you aren't missing much. Poop stinks and having to clean it up just sucks. Especially when the residents play in it and finger paint with it. The most interesting poop experience was when I rolled one man over to wipe him and fart poop spray all over the wall. It was so nasty! Poop isn't always the same either. I've seen sticky poop that never seems to come off and sticks to everything. I've also seen poop come out of people's butt that was the size of a bowling ball. I'm not kidding. I swore that the woman gave birth. The smell sucks too. I've smelled poop that could have killed small animals, smelled poop that made me gag, smelled poop that smelled like something died and then there is the interesting poop. It smelled sweet and fruity like someone had placed a bowl of oranges in the room. If all poop smelled like that, wiping butts wouldn't suck so bad.

Suck CNA Job #3: Falls
Sometimes a resident falls. We dread this! Not only do we get in trouble if it's preventable, but we have to check them over to make sure they aren't hurt, call a nurse and check their vital signs every 15 minutes. The suck factor for knowing they fell and that they hurt is up there more than anything. Comforting them is an okay job but doing it because they fell sucks and makes the whole day suck. I usually worry about them for days.

Suck CNA Job #4: Getting Beat Up
People have this idea of frail little grandma sitting in her wheelchair, completely helpless. Let me tell you, frail little grandma can punch, hit, gouge and kick like a boxer. It sucks trying to care for someone who thinks you're the devil and is trying to kill you. We still love them, but man does it suck. I've had my shirt ripped off, my name tag ripped from my shirt, been kicked, punched, bit, spit on and beaten with everything in the room, including the bed. If you haven't had the pleasure of running for your life from someone with a walker, I have a few people to introduce you to.

Suck CNA Job #5: Horny old Men
Yea, yea, yea... I'm cute and look like I'm 19. But it sucks when I have to take care of men (or women) who feel the need to grope every body part I have. It sucks having to explain to them that it's not okay. It's inappropriate contact. It especially sucks when I am telling someone this who has the mentality of a 3 year old and won't remember what I said in about 5 minutes. I hate having my boobs groped every day, it just sucks.

Don't get me wrong, overall I love my job as a CNA. But there are things that make the job suck. I just go home, cry, vent and come back the next day hoping it will suck less than the day before. And usually it does.