Top 5 Funny Celebrity Nicknames

Many people have branded celebrities with nicknames that fit their actions, characters and personalities. Some of them are original and unique while others are a bore. Here are my five favorite nicknames for A-list female celebrities.

Parasite Hilton (Paris Hilton)
This is my absolute favorite celebrity nickname. My guess is Paris Hilton was dubbed as Parasite Hilton because she infests everything, much like a parasite. Paris has been featured on newscasts, newspaper headlines, entertainment gossip shows, web sites, and magazines for years now. She seems to be getting more and more popular, but not necessarily in a good way. It is rare I can stand in line at the check-out counter, turn on the television, or visit a celebrity gossip site without seeing something about Paris Hilton. She seems to be everywhere!

HoHan (Lindsay Lohan)
My assumption that Lindsay Lohan received this glorious nickname is due to her being videotaped or photographed always going out with a new guy. I have read so many articles and seen way too many pictures of her making out and canoodling with a new guy. HoHan just seems so fitting!

MiserAlba (Jessica Alba)
This nickname is priceless. Have you ever noticed Jessica Alba never smiles and looks absolutely miserable in all the pictures taken by paparazzi? Sure, I would hate being followed everywhere I go, but it seems like a photographer can never catch the girl sneaking in a smirk. Luckily, being pregnant seems to have made her a little less miserable and we get to see a different side to her, which includes a couple smirks here and there.

Fuggie Fug (Fergie)
I am pretty sure Fergie is called Fuggie Fug because of how she looks in photographs taken by paparazzi. She is pretty on video but looks like a wax figure in pictures. She wears too much makeup, probably has had too many botox injections, and always has such a surprised look on her face. I think Fuggie Fug might be a bit cruel, but she is definitely not attractive in the majority of her photographs.

Chestica Simpson (Jessica Simpson)
Can you figure out why Jessica is called Chestica? She was branded with Chestica because of her large breasts that she claims to be real. I think this nickname is silly but perfect for Jessica. She has such a large chest that your eyes go straight for it and barely notice anything else. It doesn't help she wears clothing that leaves little to the imagination.